About Single

As a single for 21 years, I have a strong feeling about it. To sum up, I list 25 symptoms that I used to be.

1. Look forward to meeting prince charming everyday.

2. "Does true love existing?" I can't answer it.

3. Will be jealous and envy if I saw a lovely couple beside me.

4. Will console myself that single is awesome, the advantages of single are much more than being a couple.

5. Every Valentine's Day I will become the member of the "Couples go die" group.

6. Spend most of the important time of my life with friends or family members.

7. The personal codes are used to be composed by the birthday of the person I crush on.

8. The standard of choosing a boy-friend is getting lower and lower.

9. Want to have own baby, but no one can help me.

10. Afraid to talk with boys.

11. Being a female Otaku or an anthomaniac.

12. I can love everyone, because no one care who you love.

13. No roommates, bacause they all stay with their boy-friends.

14. Will imagine the feeling of kissing, huging, or other close interactions.

15. Hate someone always ask you the same question: "Do you have boy-friend now?"

16. Reed every articles about single affair. Have no ralation with the love affair.

17. "God are looking for the better person for you." is become a shxt.

18. Will retain a wish for love affair every birthday.

19. If there is some told you that she/he has a boy/girl friend now, you will feel that you are betraid. At the same time, you can't reveal the true feeling on the face, you need to pretend how happpy you are and congradulate her/him.

20. Will download the App about dating or making friends, such as Paktor.

21. Willing to try blind dating.

22. Doing introspection.

23. Except yourself, everyone knows there is some crush on you.

24. Abandon yourself.

中文：

1. 每天都期待著真命天子的出現 2. 備忘錄中"究竟會不會有真愛呢？" 每次翻出來都沒辦法回答 3. 看到身邊有伴的人都會產生一絲嫉妒與無限羨慕 4. 會一直為自己找藉口、安慰自己，或一直想非單身的壞處，慶幸自己還單身 5. 每到情人節，就會變成"去死去死團"激進成員 6. 重要日子不是跟朋友就是跟家人一起度過 7.密碼都是暗戀對象的生日 或相關資料 8. 標準越設越低，只要是女/男的就好 9. 想生小孩，卻沒人一起努力 10. 恐男症 11. 花痴or宅女 12. 誰都愛！反正沒人會管，no one care～ 13. 一人寢 14. 幻想親密互動，究竟那是什麼感覺 15. 一直被周遭的人問相同的問題。皇帝不急，急死太監 16. 網絡上關於單身的文章都看過了，戀愛文章彷彿跟自己無關 17. "老天其實是在幫你尋找更好的人"漸漸變成屁話 18. 生日願望一定會留一個給戀愛關係 19. 當朋友跟你坦誠他交男/女朋友時，會覺得被背叛，其實心裡不想祝福，但還是口是心非，裝作恭喜、為他感到開心 20. 使用Paktor軟體 21. 相親 22. 反覆反省自己 23. 其實有人暗戀自己都不知道 但旁人都知道 24. 放任自己

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